Tara Reid showed up on a Malibu beach playing beachball with...
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The Worst Tummy Tuck ever
There's a pretty simple solution if your stomach looks like this: Don't go outside.
Or at least not in a bikini.
I get the feeling her plastic surgeon wasn't even a doctor, just some lawn mower she got into a two-hour conversation with and decided to let operate on her.
